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15th February 2012

New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations

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Season 2 Preview – Watch The Onion On TV Tues 10/4 at 10/9c only on IFC. New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying, bloodthirsty demon.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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1 On February 15th, 2012, 1Moregano1 said:
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!”

posted on February 15th, 2012 at 8:19 pm
2 On February 15th, 2012, TheSolitaryTraveller said:
If only this was real.

posted on February 15th, 2012 at 9:01 pm
3 On February 15th, 2012, SPFrobber said:
I love alyssa ashley romero

posted on February 15th, 2012 at 9:35 pm
4 On February 15th, 2012, willardlol said:
@baldriss Try it. Totally safe

posted on February 15th, 2012 at 9:41 pm
5 On February 15th, 2012, baldriss said:
I don’t understand. Who would want this kind of drug ? This is very dangerous actually.

posted on February 15th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
6 On February 15th, 2012, cheezcutter said:
Wallgreens, CVS etc.. yall got this yet?

posted on February 15th, 2012 at 10:41 pm
7 On February 15th, 2012, cheezcutter said:
@Keinlicht Didn’t you hear? One of the subjects had to eat all the food on the planet to save the human race. A.K.A the munchies

posted on February 15th, 2012 at 11:33 pm
8 On February 16th, 2012, Keinlicht said:
what the fuck happens if you take this and smoke weed?

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 12:30 am
9 On February 16th, 2012, Keh0ol said:
@gamernerd1992 next time you catch yourself explaining a joke you made… stop

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 1:22 am
10 On February 16th, 2012, GarrettC92 said:
Still seems better than working out.

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 2:02 am
11 On February 16th, 2012, SethHesio said:
Ba ha ha ha. The funny thing is, the way the USA is going with their obesity epidemic (we have it here in the UK too, and it’s sadly gaining momentum) this drug would be an excellent idea. Sure you might have 50 million psychotics roaming the streets, but at least they’ll be fit and healthy.

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 2:34 am
12 On February 16th, 2012, whyme943 said:
The scariest thing is the happy meal. Followed by the fact that 1: the drug would work, and 2: people would buy it

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 3:00 am
13 On February 16th, 2012, thesketchydude118 said:
@gamernerd1992 lmao you know this is satire right?

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 3:06 am
14 On February 16th, 2012, mandowarrior123 said:
@gamernerd1992 ITS A SECRET! IT MUST BE CONSUMED TO PREVENT PANIC!

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 3:13 am
15 On February 16th, 2012, thewwefan57 said:
@gamernerd1992 roflmao the onion is all fake and so funny

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 3:42 am
16 On February 16th, 2012, gamernerd1992 said:
wow this video is so fake….whats with you psycho’s talking about this “food” thing??? i mean what the hell is food???

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 3:55 am
17 On February 16th, 2012, luke666808g said:
@Trashcansam123 when did they say that?

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 4:12 am
18 On February 16th, 2012, Trashcansam123 said:
@luke666808g Suck my ass.

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 5:10 am
19 On February 16th, 2012, kendrat199 said:
@jamexxxxxx Whatever dude. you really need to calm the fuck down and stop being retarded.

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 6:05 am
20 On February 16th, 2012, jamexxxxxx said:
@kendrat199 xDDD get a life seriously you fucking weirdo you talk about some nonsense do not bother reply

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 6:36 am
21 On February 16th, 2012, luke666808g said:
@Trashcansam123 Oh my fucking god that’s so funny!!!!!!! You should be a comedian because that’s just gold, you should write skits for the onion with talent like that.

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 7:17 am
22 On February 16th, 2012, kendrat199 said:
@jamexxxxxx it’s amazing that you can spell delusional. How in the world do you have access to the internet, you seem so backwards!

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 7:25 am
23 On February 16th, 2012, jamexxxxxx said:
@kendrat199 rofl what?i am just stating facts u delusional idiot gtfo xDDD

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 7:44 am
24 On February 16th, 2012, kendrat199 said:
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! I have to do this!”

posted on February 16th, 2012 at 8:16 am