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1. 1 On September 14th, 2013, Kedo said:

   Apple = Vitamins
   Vitamins = Strength
   Strength = Power
   Power = Money
   Money = Women
   Women = Sex
   Sex = Disease
   Disease = Sick
   Sick = Death
   Would you like an apple?

   posted on September 14th, 2013 at 1:53 pm

2. 2 On September 14th, 2013, Metta World Peace™ said:

   My father is gay

   posted on September 14th, 2013 at 2:02 pm

3. 3 On September 14th, 2013, dairy queen said:

   Ah, Facebook Mobile…or as I like to call it,”WALK ‘N STALK’!” (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
   So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
   Lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped, don’t need it.
   I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when I go into the bathroom.
   Deleting one ‘ha’ from your ‘hahahaha’ cause you think its too much.
   I wish when you “unfriend” someone, you had the option to tell them why you have done so…
   Posting philosophical statuses doesn’t make you wise, it makes you annoying. (111+Likes in 14 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
   I don’t like that tone of voice you’re texting me in.
   Waking up and checking your Facebook, like it’s the morning paper.
   Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
   I want to follow a random family around Disney world for a day, and just be in the background of all of their photos.
   Brb, feeding my unicorn.
   If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
   That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

   posted on September 14th, 2013 at 2:38 pm

4. 4 On September 14th, 2013, Just-Me said:

   Here is a couple good sites for FaceBook Statuses.

   http://statusforfacebook.com
   http://statuscrave.com
   http://statusgame.com

   Here is also a good Facebook Banner sites.

   http://bannercrave.com
   http://baneri.net

   posted on September 14th, 2013 at 2:43 pm

5. 5 On September 14th, 2013, LosPumas said:

   – Wouldn’t it be nice if ipods could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?

   – When I fall down a flight of stairs I’m not worried about if I’m hurt. I’m worried if anybody saw.

   – People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back

   – TV ♥
   +
   Internet ♥
   +
   No School ♥
   +
   Friends ♥
   +
   Rain ♥
   +
   Music ♥
   +
   Bed ♥
   +Food ♥ = “PERFECT LIFE” … =D
   Hit LIKE If U Agree

   – Old meaning of sorry. “I won’t do it again.” New meaning of sorry. “Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful.”

   – When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question -__-

   – When my headphones go in, my life is automatically a music video

   – What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives…

   – When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile

   – Jealously, such a horrible feeling, yet it reveals how much you actually care :/

   – Girl: “Mom, I swear my room was clean this morning”
   Mom: so… Could you tell me what happened?????
   Girl: “I got dressed”

   – Just sitting in class,Nodding your head,When all of a sudden you hear “Make sure you know that,it will be on the test.” And you`re like “Wait, what?”

   – MY BRAIN: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

   – Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.

   – Hours on the computers feels like minutes. Minutes studying feels like HOURS.

   – Cinderella’s glass shoe fits perfectly, I wonder why it fell off in the first place?

   – I always give my pets names that would also be good passwords.

   – Why do people lie and cheat? Because they know its easier to get foregiveness than permission.

   – I don’t have a dog, that’s why I eat my own homework.

   – Chocolate contains phenylthylamine, the chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. No love? Eat chocolate!

   – Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world!

   – I live every day of my life as if its my last.
   Basically I just leap in slow motion away from things which arent exploding…
   Repeatedly.

   – Why does “new and improved” always end up “expensive and crappy”?

   – Sometimes I think life is one big test and I’m in the wrong classroom.

   – The most painful & worst possible types of goodbyes, are the ones that are never said, or never even explained

   – Time goes by, and people change. But then, do people really change? Or we just got to know who they really are.

   – What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
   A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh*t…”

   – What do I do when I see the most beautiful person in the world? I smile, I stare… Then, I put the mirror down.

   – I love it when Ron Weasley say “Bloody Hell”

   – Lovers are fantastic. Best friends are awesome, but when both are the same person, there are no words to explain it.

   – Dear Parents,
   Just because it’s your house, doesn’t mean it’s not my privacy.
   Sincerely,
   Teens.

   HOPE THIS HELPED 😀

   posted on September 14th, 2013 at 3:28 pm

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