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Computer jokes
- One of Microsoft's finest
technicans was
drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he
...Read the whole joke |
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- A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting. Th...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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- Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and ...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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0
- A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
Gates, the
Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane toge...Read the whole joke |
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605 |
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- Q: What does a proud computer call his
little son?
A: A microchip off the old block....Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Q: What happens if you cross a
midget and
a computer?
A: You get a short circut....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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- An office technician got a call from a
user. The user told the tech that her computer was not wo...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
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0
- A person turned on the computer without a
keyboard plugged in.
When she turns on the computer...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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- While trying to diagnose a
problem over
the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat f...Read the whole joke |
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213 |
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0
- Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows
95
Windows95: n.
32 bit extensions and a graphic...Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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- Why did
the school bully kick the
classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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- The Three
Laws of Secure
Computing
1) Don't buy a computer.
2) If you do buy a computer, don...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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- Computers manufacturer is considering changing
the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
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0
- Technical support had a
caller complaining
that her mouse was hard to control with the dust
co...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0.5 |
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- A technician received a call from a man
complaining that the
system wouldn't read word processin...Read the whole joke |
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530 |
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0
- A customer was asked to send a
copy of her
defective diskettes to the technician. A few days lat...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
0 |
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0
- A technician advised his customer to put his
troubled floppy
back in the drive and close the doo...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
0 |
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0
- A customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troub...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
1.5 |
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0
- A customer
needed help setting up a new
program, so the technician suggested he go
to the loca...Read the whole joke |
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531 |
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0
- A customer called
to complain that his
keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by
filling...Read the whole joke |
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213 |
0 |
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0
- A
technician received a call from a
customer who was enraged because his computer
had told him...Read the whole joke |
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205 |
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- An exasperated caller to Tech Support
couldn't get her new
computer to turn on. After ensuring t...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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- Another customer called Tech Support to say
her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
0 |
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0
- Many people in computer labs will assure
you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...Read the whole joke |
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204 |
0 |
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- Customer:
"How do I print my
voicemail?"...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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