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Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
A Son's Love
- An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
3185 |
| 2 |
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
- |A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfer...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes |
2825 |
| 3 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
2050 |
| 4 |
Aardvark jokes
- What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!...Read the whole joke |
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1940 |
| 5 |
0
- Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!...Read the whole joke |
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1899 |
| 6 |
0
- What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!...Read the whole joke |
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1893 |
| 7 |
0
- What do you call a boxing match between two
aardvarks?
A snout bout!...Read the whole joke |
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1869 |
| 8 |
0
- What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!...Read the whole joke |
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1851 |
| 9 |
0
- Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!...Read the whole joke |
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1843 |
| 10 |
0
- What does the aardvark take sailing?
An
aard ark!...Read the whole joke |
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1830 |
| 11 |
0
- What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!...Read the whole joke |
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1821 |
| 12 |
0
- Who's aardvark's favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!...Read the whole joke |
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1817 |
| 13 |
0
- What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!...Read the whole joke |
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1814 |
| 14 |
0
- Why was Easter the aardvark's
favorite
holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!...Read the whole joke |
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1814 |
| 15 |
0
- What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!...Read the whole joke |
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1811 |
| 16 |
0
- How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as uncles!...Read the whole joke |
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1803 |
| 17 |
0
- What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!...Read the whole joke |
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1801 |
| 18 |
0
- What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hol...Read the whole joke |
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1797 |
| 19 |
0
- Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!...Read the whole joke |
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1788 |
| 20 |
0
- What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a lou...Read the whole joke |
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1786 |
| 21 |
0
- Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!...Read the whole joke |
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1766 |
| 22 |
0
- Read more Ant jokes...Read the whole joke |
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1753 |
| 23 |
0
- What command does the aardvark give most often
when he sails?
Snout about!...Read the whole joke |
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1727 |
| 24 |
An economist's speech
- |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
1718 |
| 25 |
Aardvark jokes
- Read more Aardvark jokes...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
1675 |
