# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Waiter jokes - 16854 - Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!...Read the whole joke |
1231 |
0 |
2 |
Waiter jokes - 16855 - A waiter brings the
customer the steak he
ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?...Read the whole joke |
1183 |
0 |
3 |
Waiter jokes - 16856 - Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st
customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...Read the whole joke |
1203 |
0 |
4 |
Waiter jokes - 16857 - Waiter,
waiter, do you have frog's
legs?
Certainly, Sir!
Well hop over here and get me a sandw...Read the whole joke |
1128 |
0 |
5 |
Waiter jokes - 16858 - Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their...Read the whole joke |
1109 |
0 |
6 |
Waiter jokes - 25772 - Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With
pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard....Read the whole joke |
1065 |
0 |
7 |
Waiter jokes - 25773 - Waiter, what's this fly doing in my
soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...Read the whole joke |
1066 |
0 |
8 |
Waiter jokes - 25774 - Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em....Read the whole joke |
761 |
0 |
9 |
Waiter jokes - 25775 - Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
No
sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak....Read the whole joke |
1115 |
0 |
10 |
Waiter jokes - 25776 - Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
Keep
it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one....Read the whole joke |
1013 |
0 |
11 |
Waiter jokes - 25777 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK,
Sir, there's no extra charge!...Read the whole joke |
1084 |
0 |
12 |
Waiter jokes - 25778 - Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Force
of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor....Read the whole joke |
998 |
0 |
13 |
Waiter jokes - 25779 - Waiter, there's a
fly in my
soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin
brea...Read the whole joke |
1012 |
0 |
14 |
Waiter jokes - 25780 - Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know,
but unfortunately we are out of turtle....Read the whole joke |
1074 |
0 |
15 |
Waiter jokes - 25781 - Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup!
Sorry
sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ...Read the whole joke |
1019 |
0 |
16 |
Waiter jokes - 25782 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely
not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ...Read the whole joke |
1022 |
0 |
17 |
Waiter jokes - 25783 - Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my
soup!
Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be...Read the whole joke |
1028 |
0 |
18 |
Waiter jokes - 25784 - Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes
sir, it's the hot water that kills them....Read the whole joke |
1044 |
0 |
19 |
Waiter jokes - 25785 - Waiter, there's a dead
fly in my
soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?...Read the whole joke |
689 |
0 |
20 |
Waiter jokes - 25786 - Waiter, what's this fly
doing in my
soup?
It's fly soup sir!...Read the whole joke |
1042 |
0 |
21 |
Waiter jokes - 25787 - Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off....Read the whole joke |
1007 |
0 |
22 |
Waiter jokes - 25788 - Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee,
please,
with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream...Read the whole joke |
1003 |
0 |
23 |
Waiter jokes - 25789 - Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean
salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?...Read the whole joke |
968 |
0 |
24 |
Waiter jokes - 25790 - Waiter, I can't seem to
find any oysters
in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels i...Read the whole joke |
962 |
0 |
25 |
Waiter jokes - 25791 - Waiter, your tie is in
my soup!
That's
all right, sir, it's not shrinkable....Read the whole joke |
1012 |
0 |