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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Cat And the Milkman
- Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
| 2 |
Application To NYU-(Classic)
- This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
| 3 |
Horse Sense
- An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckil...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
| 4 |
Welfare Claim Statements
- I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
| 5 |
Talk with God
- MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
438 |
0 |
| 6 |
Engineer and Guillotine
- Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
357 |
0 |
| 7 |
Girlfriend Upgrades
- Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0)...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
| 8 |
Ebonics 101
- Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
415 |
0 |
| 9 |
Sex For the Deaf
- Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
| 10 |
Killed Your Rooster!
- A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
633 |
0 |
| 11 |
Death by Stabbing
- A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 12 |
Sweet Revenge
- A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Night Before Christmas
- Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in hea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 14 |
If She Married Him, She'd Be...
- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 15 |
Martin Learns Bad Words
- Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, "Why don't you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 16 |
On the Train
- A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 17 |
Prison and Work Compared
- In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your tim...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
| 18 |
Hungry Rooster
- A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out fr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 19 |
Gorilla Capture
- As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rus...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 20 |
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
- THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least a little some...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 21 |
In Communication With The Office
- Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee they hear ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 22 |
Horny Mouse
- One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being ra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 23 |
Smell His Fingers!
- One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
2 |
| 24 |
Man's best friend.
- Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 25 |
No Pubic Hair?
- A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed tha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
