| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Have long marriages
- |Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two time...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
702 |
0 |
| 2 |
Gift for a birthday
- |A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was he...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
371 |
0 |
| 3 |
Wife was mad at me
- |Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
637 |
0 |
| 4 |
Subjects for a date
- |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
331 |
2 |
| 5 |
Smaller or larger tuxedo
- |A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
373 |
0 |
| 6 |
Write on the bottom of shoes
- |Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
353 |
0 |
| 7 |
Cheap plastic rings
- |A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been ta...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
407 |
0 |
| 8 |
I'll just call my lawyer about this
- |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
694 |
0 |
| 9 |
A secret pregnant lover
- |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant te...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
3164 |
2.5 |
| 10 |
One way ticket across the country
- |A groom's friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding, and as often happ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
786 |
0 |
| 11 |
Return your keys
- |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Befo...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
393 |
0 |
| 12 |
Variation of return your keys
- |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
347 |
0 |
| 13 |
Do you already have a child?
- |During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 14 |
Cigarette problems
- |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be f...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
670 |
0 |
| 15 |
some practical jokes
- |BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
331 |
0 |
| 16 |
I deserve to be married
- |For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
403 |
0 |
| 17 |
Who has the ring?
- |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
340 |
0 |
| 18 |
Laughing gas in balloons
- |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing ga...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
362 |
0 |
| 19 |
A kid's view on marriage
- |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2191 |
0.375 |
| 20 |
Getting revenge with marriage
- |Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to hi...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 21 |
Marriage studies findings
- |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
604 |
0 |
| 22 |
What will the neighbors think?
- |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to w...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 23 |
How have times changed?
- |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have bee...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
242 |
0 |
| 24 |
Going crazy with confusion
- |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
540 |
0 |
| 25 |
A very desperate marriage
- |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2585 |
0 |
