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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Cow jokes
- Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cow...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work....Read the whole joke |
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348 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, f...Read the whole joke |
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347 |
0 |
| 4 |
Cowboy jokes
- The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"
said the first...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was
going down the...Read the whole joke |
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426 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!...Read the whole joke |
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370 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed on the same day. The day comes, an...Read the whole joke |
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366 |
0 |
| 9 |
Criminal jokes
- Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke |
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630 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
about to be
executed.
"Have you any last reque...Read the whole joke |
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378 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Two men,
sentenced to die in the electric
chair on the same day were led down to
the room in w...Read the whole joke |
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430 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- A prisoner at
the Edmonton Max started
training a large fly to do tricks.
For years, for thou...Read the whole joke |
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468 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners? Why
would you care if a man you're plann...Read the whole joke |
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655 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dance jokes
- Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!...Read the whole joke |
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1342 |
0.5 |
| 15 |
0
- Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (par...Read the whole joke |
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1309 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)...Read the whole joke |
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1238 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop...Read the whole joke |
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1325 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most...Read the whole joke |
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1288 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dead and dying jokes
- A woman goes into the local newspaper
office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased ...Read the whole joke |
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470 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an em...Read the whole joke |
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412 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- A woman goes into a funeral home to make
arrangements
for her
husband's funeral. She tells the ...Read the whole joke |
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403 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
and children were
gathered
around him. Suddenly the arom...Read the whole joke |
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478 |
1.5 |
| 23 |
0
- What's the difference between a very
old, shaggy Yeti and a dead
bee?
One's a seedy beast and ...Read the whole joke |
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384 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dentist jokes
- A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help m...Read the whole joke |
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398 |
2.5 |
| 25 |
0
- A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te...Read the whole joke |
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704 |
0 |
