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Children jokes
- A little
girl was next in line. 'My
name's Curtain,' she said.
'I hope your first name is not A...Read the whole joke |
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- On the first day at school the girls were
sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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- Mother: I told you not eat cake
before
supper.
Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'I...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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| 4 |
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- Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I ...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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| 5 |
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- Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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- Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
whistle. Your father can't
read his paper.
Jackie: W...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
0 |
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- Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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- Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twe...Read the whole joke |
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638 |
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- The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain't.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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- Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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- Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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- Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
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0
- Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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- The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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0
- My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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- A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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0
- A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
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0
- Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three ...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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- Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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- Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
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0
- Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ...Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0
- Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ...Read the whole joke |
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540 |
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