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Children jokes
- Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What ar...Read the whole joke |
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0
- Dick and
Jane were arguing furiously over
the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so
stupid!' shouted...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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| 3 |
0
- Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I ...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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| 4 |
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- 'William, I've been told that you have
been fighting
with the boys next door,' said mum.
'yes, ...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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| 5 |
0
- Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you don't stop playing
that trumpet I think I'll go ...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
| 6 |
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- George knocked on the door of his friend's
house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'c...Read the whole joke |
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533 |
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| 7 |
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- 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
'you know that dish you were
always worried that I would ...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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| 8 |
0
- A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the o...Read the whole joke |
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559 |
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- John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one d...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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0
- 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
for the Old Folk's Home.
Shall I give him Grandma ?'...Read the whole joke |
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565 |
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- Two girls were talking in the corridor.
'That
boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clar...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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- A little
girl was next in line. 'My
name's Curtain,' she said.
'I hope your first name is not A...Read the whole joke |
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529 |
0 |
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- On the first day at school the girls were
sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Mother: I told you not eat cake
before
supper.
Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'I...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
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0
- Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I ...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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0
- Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
whistle. Your father can't
read his paper.
Jackie: W...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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0
- Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
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0
- Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twe...Read the whole joke |
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638 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
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0
- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain't.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
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- Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
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0
- Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
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0
- Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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