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1	To Drown - Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	204
2	Peroxides and Black Men - Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	137
3	Sit On Newspaper - Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	148
4	Like Spaghetti - Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	166
5	Like Cow-pats - Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	163
6	One Dollar - Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	140
7	No Jello - Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those litt...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	140
8	Shoulder Pads - Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: H...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	168
9	Common With Computer - Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	138
10	Difference With Computer - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	121
11	Between Two Brunettes - Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	142
12	Blonde On Either Side - Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	149
13	No Coffee Breaks - Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	152
14	NASA Hires Blondes - Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They're doing research on black holes....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	335
15	Painting Contractor - A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would l...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	321
16	Nursery Rhyme - Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	139
17	Passenger - Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	180
18	Hair Up - Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	335
19	Window Seat - Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	160
20	Refrigerator Evidence - Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	143
21	Wash Hair In Sink - Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash veget...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	326
22	Right Leg - Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They've never met....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	182
23	Cattle Herders - Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	154
24	Two Brain Cells - Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	166
25	Half A Brain - Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	307

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