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Criminal jokes
- When the school was broken into, the
thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboa...Read the whole joke |
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- What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran....Read the whole joke |
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- Two small time thieves had been sent by the
Big Boss to
steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke |
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- The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing t...Read the whole joke |
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- Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a bank....Read the whole joke |
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- "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a
bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow....Read the whole joke |
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- A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed two fingers at
the clerk and said, "This is a m...Read the whole joke |
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- A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
night. "There's a
burglar downstairs eating the ca...Read the whole joke |
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- Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
took everything except the
soap and towels.
Harry...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the burglar say to the
watchmaker as he tied him up?
Sorry to take so much of your va...Read the whole joke |
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- Judge: Why did you steal
that bird?
Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke |
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- Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store because you were starving. So why didn't you take ...Read the whole joke |
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- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
No!...Read the whole joke |
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- Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke |
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- "What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the ...Read the whole joke |
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- A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get ...Read the whole joke |
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- Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe robber....Read the whole joke |
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- Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's ...Read the whole joke |
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- Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for
the robbery, boss?
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a ...Read the whole joke |
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- Detective: Do you think
I should put on
the cuffs?
Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeve...Read the whole joke |
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- Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...Read the whole joke |
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- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill ...Read the whole joke |
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- Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
reported stolen?
Criminal: It wasn't when I took it....Read the whole joke |
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- A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or tra...Read the whole joke |
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