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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dog jokes
- A man is
walking down the street when he hears
a voice, "Pssst you come over
here!" He looks r...Read the whole joke |
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546 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
"Sorry mate no
dogs allowed in here!" The dog...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Upon
entering the little country store, the
stranger noticed a sign saying;
DANGER! BEWARE OF ...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
| 4 |
E-mail jokes
- Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
PC?
Because it was on old croc....Read the whole joke |
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1106 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
the orange?
Because the lime was engaged....Read the whole joke |
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1154 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Why didn't the internit get any
e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman....Read the whole joke |
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1114 |
0.5 |
| 7 |
0
- Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring....Read the whole joke |
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1183 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Why did the internit paint his
computer
screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to ...Read the whole joke |
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1142 |
0 |
| 9 |
Easter jokes
- What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!...Read the whole joke |
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551 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunn...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!...Read the whole joke |
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376 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
| 14 |
Elephant jokes
- Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
toes?
A: Slow clowns....Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- 'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A jumbo jet !...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
| 19 |
Face jokes
- What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache....Read the whole joke |
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1132 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Louise was watching her big sister covering her
face
with cream.
"What's that for?" she asked....Read the whole joke |
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1098 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke |
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1132 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Fred: You have
the face of a saint.
Jill:
Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard....Read the whole joke |
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1146 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your...Read the whole joke |
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1153 |
0 |
| 24 |
Ethnic jokes
- Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- An Englishman, Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan
were flying across country on a small plane when th...Read the whole joke |
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899 |
0 |
