| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Effective Ointment
- Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this bran...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
334 |
0 |
| 2 |
I\'ll Come Home When...
- A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
445 |
0 |
| 3 |
Me Too
- The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 4 |
Living On Love
- A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he nee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 5 |
Runaway Wife
- A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 6 |
Shared Decision Making
- My wife and I have an agreement that works... She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bad Thoughts
- A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 8 |
You Used To
- "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dead Wife?
- How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 10 |
What\'s An Orgasm?
- What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 11 |
What Were You Thinking?
- A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 12 |
Things Change With Marriage
- "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0.5 |
| 13 |
Wife Is a Car Feature
- Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 14 |
Making Ends Meet
- "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 15 |
My Only Extravagance
- "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 16 |
Complaints of Married People
- Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 17 |
Wrong House?
- Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 18 |
Check Him Out
- The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 19 |
Husband\'s Midlife Crisis
- Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
| 20 |
Armed Sleeper
- Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
| 21 |
Husband Looks Bad
- The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 22 |
Birthday Present For Wife
- Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 23 |
Angelic Husband
- A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dominated Spouses
- Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 25 |
Cost to Get Married?
- The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
