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1 Why did the spider buy a car?
- |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 232 0
2 He goes up the wall!
- |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 297 0
3 ride it to hospital!
- |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 325 0
4 They have webbed feet!
- |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 315 0
5 How do you spot a modern spider?
- |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 214 0
6 Spiders!
- |What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 297 0
7 Spin doctors!
- |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 343 0
8 cross a spider and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 287 0
9 come to the webbing
- |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 305 0
10 chef found a daddy long legs
- |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 290 0
11 The newly web game!
- |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 315 0
12 Your spinning me a yarn here!
- |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 364 0
13 tarantula with a rose?
- |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 276 0
14 Why are spiders like tops?
- |Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 268 0
15 A spinning wheel!
- |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 683 0
16 Four anti road protesters?
- |What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 233 0
17 Darn it!
- |What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 351 0
18 Paddy long legs!
- |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 337 0
19 Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
- |What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 328 0
20 A maggot with attitude!
- |What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1942 0
21 glow worm unhappy
- |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 414 0
22 The scum of the earth!
- |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 372 0
23 cross a worm and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 327 0
24 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2345 1.5
25 It's been nice gnawing you!
- |What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 518 0
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