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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Anniversary Flowers
- A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
327 |
0 |
| 2 |
Divorce
- A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 3 |
Definitions By Gender
- THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 4 |
Cynic's Approach To Love
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
| 5 |
Girls are evil
- Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money (*) But we know that money is a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
255 |
0 |
| 6 |
Facts of Life
- Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
685 |
0 |
| 7 |
11 Signs of PMS
- 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
110 |
0 |
| 8 |
Cosmetic Surgery
- A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 9 |
Female Laws To Live By
- The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notifica...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 10 |
Chinese Couple
- A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "C...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 11 |
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
| 12 |
Female Stages Of Life
- AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 13 |
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
- 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty poun...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
| 14 |
Her Age
- Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. Af...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 15 |
He Said She Said
- He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 16 |
The Perfect Story
- There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect weddi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Diaper
- One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mr Right Application
- Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. R...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 19 |
Nearly Fatal Clock
- A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
| 20 |
Most Men and Real Men
- The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 21 |
Not So Dumb
- Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 22 |
Men Are Like
- ..Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 23 |
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
- Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 24 |
His And Hers Road Trip
- HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 25 |
Great Job
- A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 P...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
