| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Retirement
- Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 2 |
Why Worry?
- The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was ch...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 3 |
Sliding Husband
- A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 4 |
We Don\'t Argue
- Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argumen...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
| 5 |
Who Suffered?
- Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 6 |
No Arguments
- Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 7 |
He\' Boss
- If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
318 |
0 |
| 8 |
Wrong Shirt
- A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 9 |
Now That You Mention It
- "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 10 |
Fill These Pants
- Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and thre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 11 |
Fun Tonight?
- Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
110 |
0 |
| 12 |
He\'s Light Of Her Life
- A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
| 13 |
My Turn
- James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 14 |
Only Time
- I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 15 |
Come In
- A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In". ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 16 |
Candles
- Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
| 17 |
Remembering Anniversary
- What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 18 |
Besides ,I Love You
- Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 19 |
Sex Like A Convenience Store
- Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 20 |
Miss Most
- What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 21 |
Never There
- Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husband...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 22 |
What is SWF?
- What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 23 |
Driver Has No Money
- Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 24 |
Adam and Eve
- A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
334 |
0 |
| 25 |
Same Aid
- One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
