| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
God's Son
- A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who sai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
| 2 |
Locked Car
- Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 3 |
Ventriloquist and the Indian
- A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
388 |
0 |
| 4 |
Deer Tracks
- Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
| 5 |
Tire Tread Marks
- Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 6 |
President Gorbachev
- Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
| 7 |
Me and My Boss
- When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
| 8 |
Long and Hard
- Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
2 |
| 9 |
Learn To Iron
- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blond...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 10 |
You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
- You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 11 |
Grandpa is fine.
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 12 |
Wooden Airfield
- An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 13 |
Restroom Sign
- On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 14 |
Sun Went
- Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0.5 |
| 15 |
Upset With Driver's License
- Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
257 |
0.5 |
| 16 |
Measure Intelligence
- Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
| 17 |
Typewriter To Doctor
- Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
| 18 |
Condoms In Ears
- Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
| 19 |
At College
- Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
407 |
0 |
| 20 |
Puerto Rican Offspring
- Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
257 |
0 |
| 21 |
Speech Impediment
- Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No"....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dating
- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
378 |
0 |
| 23 |
Red Light Driving
- Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
| 24 |
Drive Into Ditch
- Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
450 |
0 |
| 25 |
Blinker
- Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
