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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Fleas
- Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 2 |
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
- One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
| 3 |
Enchanted Rattlesnake
- It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 4 |
Elephant and Man
- What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
644 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ducks in Heaven
- Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dragging your feet
- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dirty Birds
- A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking par...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dangerous Squirrels
- A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first time ever hunting, so he was f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1713 |
0 |
| 9 |
Counting Sheep
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
660 |
0 |
| 10 |
Clever Doggie
- A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he no...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
513 |
0 |
| 11 |
Chuckie Chicken
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
660 |
0 |
| 12 |
Camel Questions
- A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
| 13 |
Calf Value
- A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver wen...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
651 |
0 |
| 14 |
Blonde Horses Around
- There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
538 |
0 |
| 15 |
Birdie Poem
- Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
788 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bear on a Rampage
- Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts cha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
860 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bear Hunt
- Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 18 |
At The Circus
- A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
713 |
0 |
| 19 |
20,000 Cockroaches
- Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1251 |
0 |
| 20 |
Cock A Doodly Doo!
- This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 21 |
Jesus and the Robber
- One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
611 |
0 |
| 22 |
How'd you want them
- A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bird vs Fly
- What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1009 |
0 |
| 24 |
Got a headache
- It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 25 |
Goodbye To Mother
- A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
609 |
0 |
