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Gorilla jokes
- What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brand...Read the whole joke |
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- What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding ...Read the whole joke |
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- What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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- What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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- When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture a...Read the whole joke |
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- When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branch...Read the whole joke |
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- Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the bush leagues,of course!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'...Read the whole joke |
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- Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
bu...Read the whole joke |
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- Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-ricot sour!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A
fiend in need is a fiend indeed!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which operetta make the Gorilla
crack
up?
Nutty Marietta!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
another
animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape's
diet?
Ben/Anna!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
most?
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!...Read the whole joke |
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- Who is the Gorillas' favourite
playwright?
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'...Read the whole joke |
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- Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of
recent years?
Hairy Truman!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They're
willing to work peanuts!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
make it
in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did both Germany and the U.S
want to
hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excel...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the
actor fire his Gorilla
agent?
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He
wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the la...Read the whole joke |
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