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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!...Read the whole joke |
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591 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!...Read the whole joke |
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529 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Doctor Doctor I feel like
biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put but...Read the whole joke |
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647 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed
a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing
dev...Read the whole joke |
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666 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
pair
of curtains
Well pull yourself together then...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a
pen
Well sit down and write your name!...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming
invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there!...Read the whole joke |
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1420 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't st...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: Tha...Read the whole joke |
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630 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
a tee-pee and
other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're t...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I've a split
personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!...Read the whole joke |
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581 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!...Read the whole joke |
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908 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!...Read the whole joke |
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1693 |
0 |
