| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Hellen Keller
- Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
2.125 |
| 2 |
A Hookers Life
- A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
765 |
0.5 |
| 3 |
A woman\'s three biggest lies.
- A woman's three biggest lies...1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
782 |
0.25 |
| 4 |
Yo Mama Genesis
- Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
423 |
0 |
| 5 |
Yo Mama
- Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
762 |
0 |
| 6 |
Classic Oxymoron
- Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 7 |
Patient & Doctor
- Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 8 |
Soup you don\'t want to eat.
- What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mono and herpes
- Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 10 |
Tip of the iceberg
- A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
| 11 |
The cow?
- What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 12 |
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
348 |
0 |
| 13 |
Athletes
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
796 |
0 |
| 14 |
Whats the square root of 69?
- Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
| 15 |
It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when...
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
| 16 |
I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear.
- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
| 17 |
I lost my wife!
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
| 18 |
Scared half to death
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 19 |
Blondes have more fun!
- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 20 |
Be nice to your kids
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 21 |
Miss Right
- I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 22 |
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
- Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 23 |
The dumb blonde and her used car!
- A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Bus Bench
- There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 25 |
Wanting a larger...
- Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
