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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A New York Lawyer
- A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
562 |
0 |
| 2 |
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
| 3 |
Buried in sand
- What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
407 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bribery 2
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
431 |
0 |
| 5 |
Blind Justice
- A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
392 |
0 |
| 6 |
Blind Animals
- There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
374 |
0 |
| 7 |
Billing
- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
426 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bad advice 2
- Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
587 |
0 |
| 9 |
Appeal
- An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy with his accommodations, he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
556 |
0 |
| 10 |
A Lawyer Died
- A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the sa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
879 |
0 |
| 11 |
A Kind Lawyer
- One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
833 |
0 |
| 12 |
Choices, Choices
- For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn. The last t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
357 |
0 |
| 13 |
At The Pearly Gates
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
556 |
0 |
| 14 |
Contract With The Devil
- An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
396 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bad Investment
- Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
545 |
0 |
| 16 |
Crash Landing
- An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
395 |
0 |
| 17 |
Corruption
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
411 |
0 |
| 18 |
Charitable Donation
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
| 19 |
Best In The World
- A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
381 |
0 |
| 20 |
Said in court
- These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
703 |
0 |
| 21 |
Surgeons
- Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I thin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
| 22 |
Testifying
- A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 23 |
Terminology
- Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arres...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 24 |
Taking It With You
- As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
675 |
0 |
| 25 |
Lying Lawyer
- How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
