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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
- Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A beer tas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 2 |
Is that your final answer?
- A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
105 |
0 |
| 3 |
Human Resources Memo!
- TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some indiv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
| 4 |
Can you pay the bill?
- A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
| 5 |
Once upon a time!
- Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 6 |
Signs you may be a Canadian.
- Here's some sure signs you may be a Canadian...You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk" You unde...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 7 |
Some useful bits of info!
- Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 8 |
How to Shower like a Man!
- How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 9 |
Ballerina
- What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 10 |
Condom Education.
- A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
286 |
0 |
| 11 |
Fart, farts everywhere!
- An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
364 |
0 |
| 12 |
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
- *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
770 |
0 |
| 13 |
Computers: Male or Female?
- A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 14 |
Snow shoveler's diary. (LONG JOKE)
- DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
- ***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
909 |
0 |
| 16 |
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
- "If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
569 |
0 |
| 17 |
Have you Ever...
- Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
903 |
0 |
| 18 |
Milk Truck
- Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
530 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lipstick problem!
- According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
911 |
0 |
| 20 |
New rules for dieting!
- 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1037 |
0 |
| 21 |
Blind deer jokes
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
974 |
0 |
| 22 |
AOL/TW Merger.
- Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1164 |
0 |
| 23 |
Meet me for lunch!
- The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
564 |
0 |
| 24 |
This is so dumb - it's funny!
- There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
569 |
0 |
| 25 |
Hillary and Bill again!
- When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must prom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
611 |
0 |
