| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
290 |
0 |
| 2 |
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2060 |
0 |
| 3 |
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
- Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
298 |
0 |
| 4 |
A little period
- The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2327 |
0 |
| 5 |
One of my first evenings back from overseas...
- One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke |
Children |
226 |
0 |
| 6 |
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
- A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
817 |
2.5 |
| 7 |
Wear your collar backwards
- Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke |
Children |
301 |
0 |
| 8 |
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke |
Children |
262 |
0 |
| 9 |
From Us...
- The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children |
800 |
2.5 |
| 10 |
Bitter end
- Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke |
Children |
316 |
0 |
| 11 |
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke |
Children |
247 |
0 |
| 12 |
Beautiful -- in a sentence
- The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
270 |
0 |
| 13 |
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke |
Children |
544 |
0 |
| 14 |
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
- Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke |
Children |
313 |
0 |
| 15 |
Get married
- Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
625 |
0 |
| 16 |
Their true intention
- One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke |
Children |
251 |
0 |
| 17 |
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2409 |
2.5 |
| 18 |
Missed the word
- "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke |
Children |
362 |
0 |
| 19 |
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
- The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
357 |
0 |
| 20 |
My dog ate my homework
- "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke |
Children |
300 |
0 |
| 21 |
A fortunate coincidence
- John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2462 |
0 |
| 22 |
Where is the French border?
- "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
258 |
0 |
| 23 |
A small boy was lost, so he went up...
- A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke |
Children |
310 |
0 |
| 24 |
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...
- The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke |
Children |
309 |
0 |
| 25 |
One day a boy asks his dad...
- One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke |
Children |
361 |
0 |
