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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The 12 marriages!
- A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 2 |
Good Choice!
- There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be ex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 3 |
That Rubber Thingy...
- An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 4 |
You Mama\'s So Ugly...
- - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
| 5 |
7 Quickies!
- 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
77 |
0 |
| 6 |
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
- Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 7 |
You don\'t want to hear these!
- Things you don't want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 8 |
The worst racist joke
- So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 9 |
Some Horny Guy
- Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 10 |
Act Religious
- A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
| 11 |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
- How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a cr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 12 |
(Blank)-gasms!
- Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-ga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
89 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dissuasion!
- The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour wit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 14 |
How Come?
- What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 15 |
Tyson Excuses!
- The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10. Got a little carried away after...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 16 |
Name That Capital
- A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
601 |
0 |
| 17 |
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
- DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dying Wives!
- "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 19 |
Andy Rooney Quotes
- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
| 20 |
Together At Last
- Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 21 |
Universal excuse form.
- The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
| 22 |
Kid Sayings!
- A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself witho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dating Terms
- LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATIN...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
| 24 |
Words of Wisdom!
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place wher...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 25 |
Jokes for the Ladies!
- Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the frid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
