| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
ABCP
- On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs fir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
316 |
2.5 |
| 2 |
Bad boy
- One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
| 3 |
Four boastful men
- Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully "My son is so rich...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 4 |
Relativity
- Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection - the more you think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 5 |
The Arab and the Jew
- Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 6 |
Adam was lonely.
- Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
657 |
0 |
| 7 |
Deaf Genie
- A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 8 |
Domination
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1003 |
0 |
| 9 |
Grasshopper
- A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 10 |
True announcements during Sunday service
- And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 11 |
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
- Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 12 |
The nsync joke
- God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 13 |
Blonde House Fire
- A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is onfire." The dispatcher says, "Wel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 14 |
A Fairy Tale
- Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
| 15 |
Why do Lawyers smell?
- Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
672 |
0 |
| 16 |
How to drown a blonde.
- How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
524 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mice in a lightbulb?
- Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 18 |
Behind the Hedge
- This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1102 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Kid Who Knew too much .
- One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 20 |
Count Down
- What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 21 |
Heavenly Help
- A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
386 |
0 |
| 22 |
Blondes r thick?!
- Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
| 23 |
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
- Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she send...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dwayne
- Knock Knock! Who's There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I'm Dwowning!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 25 |
Paranoid Idiot
- Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
934 |
0 |
