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Birthday jokes
- Where do you find a birthday
present for
a cat?
In a cat-alogue!...Read the whole joke |
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- "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better...Read the whole joke |
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- What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...Read the whole joke |
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- "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke |
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- "Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What ...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!...Read the whole joke |
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- "My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the tree's
birthday?
It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!...Read the whole joke |
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- "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party
for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke |
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- How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!...Read the whole joke |
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- What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!...Read the whole joke |
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- What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke |
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- "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke |
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- Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a V...Read the whole joke |
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- What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke |
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- When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke |
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- "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."...Read the whole joke |
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- For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke |
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