| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Talking Dog
- A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
| 2 |
Disorder in Court
- From a little book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things that people actually said in cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
| 3 |
Tired gynocologist
- What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 4 |
Ring Those Bells
- A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 5 |
Retarded Duck Farmer
- There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 6 |
Why does Clinton...
- Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
| 7 |
Princess and the Frog
- Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 8 |
Elephant Fart
- Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 9 |
In the beginning...
- When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy sessio...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 10 |
Spice Girls
- ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
2.5 |
| 11 |
Painting in the nude.
- Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 12 |
Best form of Birth Control
- What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 13 |
Speech to the deaf.
- An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are kee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bad Day?
- When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 15 |
Snow blower
- How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 16 |
Clinton Strikes again
- The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 17 |
Drink to Forget
- Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 18 |
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
- Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 19 |
Good Lawyers?
- What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 20 |
Smooth Flying
- Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 21 |
Two Elderly Ladies
- Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 22 |
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 23 |
Air disaster
- Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
639 |
0 |
| 24 |
You might be from a small town if:
- 1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 25 |
The massage!
- In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
