| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Republican or Democrat?
- Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 2 |
Arguments
- Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
| 3 |
Beers for everyone!
- A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 4 |
What is a country song played backwards?
- What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
125 |
0 |
| 5 |
How Many cochroaches...?
- Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
113 |
0 |
| 6 |
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
- Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 7 |
Day after Christmas.
- It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policema...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
| 8 |
Hickbonics!
- Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 9 |
A new national anthem?
- Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 10 |
Change
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 11 |
Just Ducky!
- If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walk...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Race
- There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Big Jump
- Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 14 |
The bad-mouthed parrot!
- An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 15 |
My wife...
- My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 16 |
A black and a white guy in heaven.
- A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3181 |
0 |
| 17 |
Macintosh Computers
- MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
| 18 |
A new Priest.
- A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bras
- Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 20 |
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
- Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
| 21 |
The Cowboy Code
- THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may lea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
| 22 |
Ticket Please
- Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 23 |
Let me say grace!
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 24 |
The World of High Finance
- A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 25 |
What do you get...
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
