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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Stand up nuts!
- The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 2 |
Shiny New Motorcycle
- An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 3 |
The grasshopper joke!
- So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 4 |
A Train and a Teacher?
- What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher says, "S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
| 5 |
Patenting A Peach...
- A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
| 6 |
What do you call a boomerang...
- Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 7 |
Magic Cure for Impotence
- A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
0 |
| 8 |
Fish
- Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 9 |
The Flashlight
- Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 10 |
Psych 101
- A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was schedule...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
| 11 |
Your Funeral
- There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 12 |
What Do You Get When...
- Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bullfighters
- What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Lady with no legs or arms.
- A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
| 15 |
Phonebook Dilemma
- Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bill Gates\' Wedding Night
- What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
| 17 |
Strip Joint
- Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
122 |
0 |
| 18 |
Last supper - last words.
- What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?"Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
629 |
0 |
| 19 |
This vet must belong to an HMO!
- A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examine...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 20 |
Wrong Answer!
- A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of griev...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 21 |
Making Cakes
- A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 22 |
A Bad Mix
- What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don't do dick...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3076 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Wagon
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 24 |
Wet Shift
- How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 25 |
Horses
- A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the longface?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
