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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Time for the wedding
- |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 2 |
Prison vs. full-time job
- |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 3 |
Where is your wife?
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
199 |
0 |
| 4 |
How fast was I going?
- |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
204 |
0 |
| 5 |
Undercover detective
- |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why a...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 6 |
Judge has some fun
- |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared do...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
555 |
0 |
| 7 |
Excuse for speeding
- |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 8 |
Warning all shoplifters
- |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 9 |
Request before death
- |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
231 |
0 |
| 10 |
Very stupid robbers
- |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 11 |
Chatting on the plane
- |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 12 |
The new CIA agents
- |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 13 |
Purchasing the brain
- |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor sai...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
274 |
0 |
| 14 |
Policemen in Heaven
- |St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you d...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 15 |
Charged for speeding
- |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 16 |
Make a last request
- |Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 17 |
Don't arrest the judge
- |A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
282 |
0 |
| 18 |
Lawyers get robbed
- |Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 19 |
Debate the stop sign
- |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 20 |
Police chief hates you
- |Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 21 |
Steal from this family
- |After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
593 |
0 |
| 22 |
Visiting kindergarten
- |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 23 |
Robber met animals
- |Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living ro...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
248 |
0 |
| 24 |
The woman is on fire
- |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say no...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 25 |
The highly-skilled fly
- |A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands o...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
279 |
0 |
