| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
New Scope
- A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 2 |
Yo\' Momma is...
- Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
388 |
0 |
| 3 |
Gum Crossing
- Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 4 |
Cold Politics
- It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 5 |
Literary couch potato
- Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 6 |
Confusing women!!
- How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 7 |
Listening Passively
- There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 8 |
Christmas Present
- Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 9 |
Whorehouse
- Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?A. Beat it - we're closed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 10 |
The Family Dentist
- A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 11 |
Yogi Bear
- Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lucky dog
- What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 13 |
Power to the farmers!
- This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the fa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 14 |
Hooker Progress
- Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 15 |
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
- A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is imm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
| 16 |
Wedding
- She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 17 |
Why were blondes created?
- Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 18 |
The Ford Slogan
- Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 19 |
Oh la la!
- A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
| 20 |
Witch
- What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 21 |
Lunatic & his dog
- A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walkin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 22 |
Sven and Olie
- Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 23 |
80 year old man
- An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
| 24 |
How do you make a dead baby float?
- How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Pastor\\\\\\\'s Last Stand
- A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
348 |
0 |
