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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Comeback Lines!
- M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 2 |
The Bobbitt Prayer
- Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to fin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
698 |
0 |
| 3 |
Condom Sponsors!
- Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 4 |
Blondes and Beer In Hell
- A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 5 |
Amish Couple
- Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mother Teresa's Constipation
- Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 7 |
Priest and Nun Golfing
- One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
734 |
0 |
| 8 |
Le Pepper Please!
- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper."Black pepper, or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 9 |
African Missionary
- Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
416 |
0 |
| 10 |
Better Than Pork
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
| 11 |
Church Collection Distribution
- Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Parrots
- A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Preacher and the Donkey
- A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 14 |
My King Henry joke
- Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his cof...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bedtime Prayer of the future
- Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 16 |
Clinton's Clock
- Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 17 |
Who's Fishing?
- A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love fo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 18 |
Fun Test!
- TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 19 |
Major Cause of Divorce
- Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
| 20 |
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
- Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
547 |
0 |
| 21 |
GOD'S - Quality Management Questionnaire
- God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 22 |
A fly in my beer!
- One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
| 23 |
Two Canadian Seasons
- In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Trade
- A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm. His friend Doug stops him an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 25 |
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
- Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
