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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
- On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
| 2 |
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
- How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
376 |
0 |
| 3 |
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit get...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
| 4 |
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
- What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 5 |
Why Santa Has No Kids
- Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 6 |
Medical Record Quotes
- The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 7 |
Souped Up Lincoln
- This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 8 |
Picking Personal Hell
- A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
550 |
0 |
| 9 |
Man On Bridge
- I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I imm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 10 |
Golfer Pays His Respects
- A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the gol...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 11 |
By My Side
- Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lonely Frog
- A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Adv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 13 |
A Letter From Barbie
- ************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you lit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
| 14 |
A Fish Story!
- One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WO...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
481 |
0 |
| 15 |
Painful Puns
- Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jack...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
| 16 |
Women's Breasts Like a Train Set
- Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 17 |
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
- A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 18 |
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
- Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attenti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
570 |
0 |
| 19 |
Truisms!
- * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place whe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
| 20 |
Driving Violations
- A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
679 |
0 |
| 21 |
Two Meaningless Words
- Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 22 |
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
- Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 23 |
To Fry a Peter
- Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
| 24 |
Name a...
- Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
| 25 |
Name A Fawn...
- Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
