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Category |
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Burger jokes
- Why did the pro football player from the
last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
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| 2 |
0
- Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!...Read the whole joke |
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1452 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They're great at the plate!...Read the whole joke |
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789 |
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| 7 |
0
- Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!...Read the whole joke |
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618 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurs...Read the whole joke |
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532 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseba...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!...Read the whole joke |
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1180 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bus jokes
- What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash....Read the whole joke |
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1348 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y...Read the whole joke |
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746 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a col...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke |
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553 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing....Read the whole joke |
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591 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
