| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Letters from charities
- |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
572 |
0 |
| 2 |
Would you please do me a favor?
- |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
393 |
0 |
| 3 |
I can't find the cause of your pain
- |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 4 |
An invisible man is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2586 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bad temper problem
- |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
563 |
0 |
| 6 |
Will I live any longer?
- |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 7 |
People are ignoring me
- |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 8 |
I want to lose some weight
- |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
580 |
0 |
| 9 |
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
- |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2541 |
1.5 |
| 10 |
Can I play the piano once these are off?
- |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
208 |
0 |
| 11 |
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2425 |
2.5 |
| 12 |
The results of the X-ray
- |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
581 |
0 |
| 13 |
Will this operation hurt me at all?
- |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brow...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
222 |
0 |
| 14 |
A very interesting fact
- |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2707 |
0.5 |
| 15 |
Get a heart transplant
- |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower b...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 16 |
Preventive medicine belief
- |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 17 |
Do you have a solution?
- |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
193 |
0 |
| 18 |
I have bad and very bad news
- |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 19 |
Did you take the patient's temperature?
- |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
287 |
0 |
| 20 |
We need to help these people
- |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 21 |
I've got good and bad
- |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
610 |
0 |
| 22 |
Did you ever have this before?
- |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
216 |
0 |
| 23 |
My son swallowed the can opener
- |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 24 |
The bad and the worse news
- |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 25 |
My wife is beating me
- |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
302 |
0 |
