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Category |
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| 1 |
Software development cycle
- |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 2 |
Girlfriend 1.0 software
- |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 3 |
Hacker syndrome
- |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
| 4 |
How to shoot yourself in the foot
- |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
662 |
0 |
| 5 |
Twas the night before crisis
- |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 6 |
Emacs acronyms
- |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 7 |
Possible IBM acronyms
- |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 8 |
Computer help stories
- |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
365 |
0 |
| 9 |
Architect programmer
- |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2488 |
0 |
| 10 |
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
- |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Thes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
637 |
0 |
| 11 |
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
- |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 12 |
Programming language acronyms
- |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idioti...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 13 |
If IBM ran Christmas...
- |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. R...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 14 |
If Microsoft ran Christmas...
- |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 15 |
If Apple ran Christmas...
- |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
274 |
0 |
| 16 |
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...
- |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 17 |
If Dell ran Christmas...
- |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
338 |
0 |
| 18 |
If Fisher Price ran Christmas...
- |"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 19 |
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...
- |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there wou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 20 |
If the NSA ran Christmas...
- |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 21 |
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
- |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 22 |
If Sony ran Christmas...
- |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
599 |
0 |
| 23 |
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas...
- |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 24 |
If Cray ran Christmas...
- |The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday dur...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 25 |
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...
- |You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
281 |
0 |
