| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Brains
- A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 2 |
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
- Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 3 |
Golf Joke
- Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder wid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 4 |
5 lbs of fat
- How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
75 |
0 |
| 5 |
Difference Between A Man and Woman
- A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was goi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 6 |
Even in Disguise
- A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Rubdown
- A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0.5 |
| 8 |
Somebody flunked elf school...
- 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bad Timing
- A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 10 |
Will you rember me??
- Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rembe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
2 |
| 11 |
4 nuns go to heaven
- Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in lin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
| 12 |
Restroom
- Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Wizard of Oz
- At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0.5 |
| 14 |
Smoking Dragon....
- Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 15 |
Aussies
- Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
346 |
0 |
| 16 |
Neutron Walks into a Bar...
- A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 17 |
Logical?
- In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 18 |
Cars that Start
- Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 19 |
Let me out!!!
- You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get ou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 20 |
The Parting of the Red Sea
- How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 21 |
In the graveyard!
- An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The en...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dyslexic Pimp
- Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
| 23 |
Greek tailor.
- An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
| 24 |
Yabba Dabba
- If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
720 |
0 |
| 25 |
Clothes make the person...?
- What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
