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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Three Nuns and the Statue
- There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on Makeout Ridge, and they were, well, do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 2 |
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
- 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
103 |
0 |
| 3 |
Twas the Night Before...
- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 4 |
Procrastinator\'s Creed
- 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
392 |
0 |
| 5 |
Man, I\'m Glad I\'m A Man
- Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
386 |
0 |
| 6 |
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
- Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
| 7 |
Spell Ice Cream
- This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
- [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 9 |
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
- Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 10 |
Three Limericks
- Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, spor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 11 |
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
- A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 12 |
Tooth Fairy's Form Letter
- Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to le...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
| 13 |
Having Babies Questions
- Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 14 |
100's of Bumper Stickers
- "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
81 |
0 |
| 15 |
OJ's Clock
- A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
366 |
0 |
| 16 |
Phrases For Everyday Life
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bounced Check
- A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."The o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 18 |
Advice From Mom
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
| 19 |
Current Charges
- Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 20 |
Say Again?
- A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area -...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
| 21 |
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
- 1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.2. He had no in-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 22 |
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
- 1. Thank you - we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.2. The fact that no o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 23 |
Love the Dentist Quote
- I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Latest E-mail Virus
- There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 25 |
Oral Sex Lately?
- A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
