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Doctor and nurse jokes
- What's the difference between a
surgeon and a puppy?
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for...Read the whole joke |
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- The seven-year old girl told her mom,
"A boy in my class
asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," ...Read the whole joke |
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- A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
called a
plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor: Have you ever had this
before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
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- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
girl
doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No...Read the whole joke |
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- Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the
waiting
room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke |
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- A doctor and a nurse were
called
to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these pe...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor: Did you take the patient's
temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
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- Three nurses went to heaven, and were
awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke |
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575 |
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- Interns think of God, residents pray
to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....Read the whole joke |
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615 |
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- What's the difference
between a
nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God....Read the whole joke |
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615 |
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- A nurse was
showing some student
nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most
hazardous...Read the whole joke |
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- A doctor is going round the ward with
a nurse and they
come to the first bed where the chap is l...Read the whole joke |
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- The nurse who can smile when
things go wrong is probably going off duty....Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the nurse always insist on
using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because...Read the whole joke |
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573 |
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- Did you hear about the nurse who died
and went
straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to reali...Read the whole joke |
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- How many nurses does it take to
change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do ...Read the whole joke |
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- How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spen...Read the whole joke |
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- How many doctors does it take to
change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel...Read the whole joke |
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- "The doctor said he would have me on
my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell ...Read the whole joke |
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- An old fellow came
into the
hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
The...Read the whole joke |
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- A man goes to the eye doctor. The
receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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- Patient: I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, ...Read the whole joke |
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- A man needing a
heart transplant
is told by his doctor that the only heart available is
that o...Read the whole joke |
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