| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Puerto Rican Offspring
- Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
257 |
0 |
| 2 |
Speech Impediment
- Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No"....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dating
- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
378 |
0 |
| 4 |
Red Light Driving
- Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
| 5 |
Drive Into Ditch
- Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
450 |
0 |
| 6 |
Blinker
- Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 7 |
Lipstick Stains
- Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blow...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 8 |
Behind A Steering Wheel
- Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
| 9 |
Marry You
- Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
| 10 |
Prostitute and Nymph
- Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 11 |
Your Job
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
286 |
0 |
| 12 |
Supermarket Cart
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
| 13 |
Rooster Difference
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 14 |
Panama Canal
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
424 |
0 |
| 15 |
Job Function at M&M
- Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
411 |
0 |
| 16 |
Like Corn Flakes
- Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 17 |
Physicist
- Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use fo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
776 |
0 |
| 18 |
Refrigerator Difference
- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 19 |
Smart Blonde
- Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a reall...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
771 |
0 |
| 20 |
Lunch Box Lids
- Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
587 |
0 |
| 21 |
Raking Leaves
- Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
| 22 |
Laughter On Monday
- Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
640 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bilingual Dog
- A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 24 |
Not A Pharmacist
- Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the ty...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 25 |
Fly Buzzing
- Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
