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Insect jokes
- How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady, glow!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you cross a moth with a
firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a d...Read the whole joke |
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- If a flea and a
fly pass each other what
time is it?
Fly past flea....Read the whole joke |
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- A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter....Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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- What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because it eats holes....Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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- Which fly captured the ladybird?
The
dragon-fly....Read the whole joke |
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545 |
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- Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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- Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine....Read the whole joke |
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- Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin....Read the whole joke |
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- What did one mosquito say to
another when
they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?...Read the whole joke |
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- Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bit...Read the whole joke |
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- A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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- How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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- Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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- How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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- One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why ...Read the whole joke |
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Internet jokes
- Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the com...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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- How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
Use a starch engine....Read the whole joke |
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- How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With the church mouse....Read the whole joke |
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- I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!...Read the whole joke |
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- I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise...Read the whole joke |
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- I never thought that the Internet was very
useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope you...Read the whole joke |
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- I
see you've got your bill for using the
Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hum...Read the whole joke |
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