| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2000 |
0 |
| 2 |
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
- There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
341 |
2.5 |
| 3 |
A large difference
- A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2161 |
0 |
| 4 |
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
- What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
206 |
0 |
| 5 |
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
- What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
227 |
0 |
| 6 |
A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2117 |
0 |
| 7 |
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
265 |
0 |
| 8 |
Freudian Slip
- Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
284 |
0 |
| 9 |
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
- Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
209 |
0 |
| 10 |
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
- A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2108 |
0.5 |
| 11 |
Life is precious
- So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bil...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
260 |
0 |
| 12 |
...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
26 |
0 |
| 13 |
A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2175 |
0 |
| 14 |
A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
1995 |
0 |
| 15 |
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
- There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
245 |
0 |
| 16 |
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
- I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
264 |
0 |
| 17 |
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2043 |
0 |
| 18 |
A stuttering problem
- A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
870 |
0 |
| 19 |
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
- She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
577 |
0 |
| 20 |
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
262 |
0 |
| 21 |
From the life of the insane
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
596 |
0 |
| 22 |
Will it hurt doctor?
- Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
240 |
0 |
| 23 |
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
- Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm g...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
276 |
0 |
| 24 |
Where are the fingers?
- Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
403 |
0 |
| 25 |
It is worth trying
- A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she w...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
242 |
0 |
