| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Ford Slogan
- Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 2 |
Oh la la!
- A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
| 3 |
Witch
- What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 4 |
Lunatic & his dog
- A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walkin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 5 |
Sven and Olie
- Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 6 |
80 year old man
- An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
| 7 |
How do you make a dead baby float?
- How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Pastor\\\\\\\'s Last Stand
- A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
348 |
0 |
| 9 |
Yo mama\\\'s so poor
- Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her hou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
563 |
0 |
| 10 |
Camping Trip
- Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
- A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Lesbians
- What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 13 |
Definition of a good date!
- These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 14 |
Valentine\'s Cards
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
525 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bathroom reading material
- Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dog life...
- Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 17 |
Leroys
- A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 18 |
Definition of Panda
- A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 19 |
A facelift experience!
- A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the fac...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
278 |
0 |
| 20 |
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
- This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 21 |
A Redneck Joke
- 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Perfect Woman would say...
- The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you've ha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 23 |
Pencils
- How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 24 |
Musical Instruments
- Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 25 |
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat
- Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
