| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A hamster!
- |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2153 |
0 |
| 2 |
When it's raining cats and dogs!
- |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 3 |
A thin mouse!
- |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 4 |
Is there a mouse in the house?
- |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 5 |
A gerbil shepherd dog!
- |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
30416 |
0 |
| 6 |
A mouse-tache!
- |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
38911 |
2.5 |
| 7 |
For some light refreshment!
- |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
240 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mouse code!
- |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
576 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bubble and squeak!
- |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
546 |
0 |
| 10 |
mouse's favorite record?
- |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 11 |
A mouse sandwich!
- |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2203 |
0 |
| 12 |
With a mouse warming party
- |How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
194 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mickey Moose!
- |Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
307 |
0 |
| 14 |
Hamsterdam!
- |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 15 |
Save a drowning mouse
- |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
627 |
0 |
| 16 |
What's up Pussycat!
- |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
289 |
0 |
| 17 |
Because they squeak!
- |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 18 |
play bingo
- |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
409 |
0 |
| 19 |
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
- |What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
93 |
0 |
| 20 |
A mouse organ!
- |What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2231 |
0 |
| 21 |
Why do mice have long tails?
- |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
208 |
0 |
| 22 |
Hard cheese!
- |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
626 |
0 |
| 23 |
Hide and squeak!
- |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 24 |
It's croak-et!
- |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
244 |
0 |
| 25 |
headmasters and bullfrogs
- |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
305 |
0 |
