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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bed jokes
- What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!...Read the whole joke |
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641 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bicycle jokes
- Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing....Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, ...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?...Read the whole joke |
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579 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road....Read the whole joke |
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551 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, ar...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired)....Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
?
Bicycle petals !...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !...Read the whole joke |
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555 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired....Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
| 25 |
Biologist jokes
- While driving down a steep and curvy logging
road, a group of biologists loose control of their ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
