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Aviation jokes
- An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
About an
hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ...Read the whole joke |
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- Taxiing down the tarmac,
the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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- A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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- A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
flying
escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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- "Flight 1234, for noise
abatement turn
right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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- Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...Read the whole joke |
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- A man telephoned an airline office in New
York
and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
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- A man walks up to the
counter at the
airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.
"I want a rou...Read the whole joke |
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706 |
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- How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot....Read the whole joke |
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- Pilot: Tower, please call me
a fuel
truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....Read the whole joke |
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703 |
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- Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think...Read the whole joke |
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- Tower:
Have you got enough fuel or
not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what??
Pilot: Yes, SIR!...Read the whole joke |
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698 |
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- LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
Tower: It's Thursday, Sir....Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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- Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights
b...Read the whole joke |
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329 |
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- Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're
number one,
check for workers on the taxiway.
Pilot: Roger ..... ...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
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- Tower:
Mission triple-three, do you have
problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
To...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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- Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot:
Again!...Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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- Tower: What's your heigth and
position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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- Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Nega...Read the whole joke |
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680 |
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- "Should the cabin
lose pressure, oxygen
masks will drop from the overhead area. Please
place t...Read the whole joke |
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- USAir recently introduced a special
half
fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on busine...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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- Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345...Read the whole joke |
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383 |
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- As migration approached, two elderly vultures
doubted they could make the trip south, so they de...Read the whole joke |
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707 |
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- A military cargo plane, flying over a
populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose do...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
0 |
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0
- A small two-seater Cessna
152 plane
crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central
Po...Read the whole joke |
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