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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
At the beach.
- A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
673 |
0 |
| 2 |
Some famous lines in history!
- As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"As...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 3 |
Manage your stress!
- Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one k...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 4 |
You just might be a Redneck if...
- You Just Might Be A Redneck If...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Ja...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 5 |
Learning to be tactful.
- A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 6 |
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
- 10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread!8. I'm in the mood for a li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 7 |
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
- Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
676 |
0 |
| 8 |
New college course for men!
- A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: B...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
| 9 |
I\'m not fishing!
- A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 10 |
Christmas Punnies!
- What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 11 |
The New Hunter
- It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the seaso...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 12 |
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
- A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 13 |
Without Woman
- A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were no...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 14 |
What men say & what it
- "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a str...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 15 |
Sound advice from kids!
- Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 16 |
Speaking perfect english.
- The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
125 |
0 |
| 17 |
Think about it!
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 18 |
Great memory!
- A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 19 |
Spell it Bubba!
- Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
| 20 |
Actual Court Sayings!
- 30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: Wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
| 21 |
Joining the Lord\'s Army.
- A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 22 |
New Workplace Terminoloy to Learn!
- BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 23 |
Even more facts of life...
- Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 24 |
Military Wisdom!
- 1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the right of way.3. Don't look conspicu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Procrastinator's Creed.
- 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
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