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1 A hot frog!
- |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2157 0
2 Hop on!
- |What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 308 0
3 Morse toad!
- |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 339 0
4 Whats the world weakest animal?
- |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 286 0
5 A tadpole!
- |What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 351 0
6 Lily!
- |What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 326 0
7 Hop-scotch!
- |What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 618 0
8 He had his own frog horn!
- |Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 357 0
9 At the spawn shop!
- |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 333 0
10 Lollihops!
- |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 384 0
11 A croak and dagger agent!
- |hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2254 0
12 He simply croaked!
- |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 380 0
13 In the croakroom!
- |Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 303 0
14 Reptiles!
- |What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 315 0
15 I'll get you next slime!
- |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 275 0
16 About one mile a day!
- |What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 280 0
17 A snail with a housing problem!
- |What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 269 0
18 How slime flies!
- |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 564 0
19 slugs leave a trail
- |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 331 0
20 Leave them to slug it out!
- |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 299 0
21 School dinners come on a plate!
- |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 327 0
22 They use snail varnish!
- |How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 316 0
23 Where do you find giant snails?
- |Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 198 0
24 Why is the snail the strongest animal?
- |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 262 0
25 Why did the spider buy a car?
- |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 233 0
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